the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
i wanna hav s*x
sax? ha ha right on
hit it bill
has anyone even noticed that obama kinda rhymes with lasagna? Makes you wonder who is REALLY running this country
That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.
the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago
I thought this was tumblr appropriate.
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
Gustav Klimt, Hope, II, 1907-08
Two sentence horror stories.
THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME NERVOUS I AM HOME ALONE PLEASE SEND HELP.
Fuck. This. Shit. I’m done.
Fuck this, it gave me a case of the willies!